they all look so bad ass then theres Luke with his fucking Penguin.
Luke’s brother fucking put a fish in a beer glass and a champagne glass, are you kidding me
also he named them after friends characters
i am done with this family
i want to be a hemmings
Things 5sos should do:
- Release their album
- Do more Twitcams
- Go on tumblr more
- Stop letting michael dye his hair unless they want a bald guitarist
- Stop saying “soon”
Things 5sos shouldn’t do:
- seLL FUCkING TEENAGE QUEEN TO SOME K-POP BAND LIKE WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
*silently praying this is the new single*
ashton’s all like “i’m fuckin done with this fucked up band”
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i love you. i love every goddamn ounce. i love your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
can we discuss this please
so cake had the whole ‘let’s point at each other when we’re not getting attention from our other band members’ thing down
until calum goes and ruins it
luke looks heartbroken
im laughing so hard
Every night she studies hard in her room, at least that’s what her parents assume..
She snEAKS ONTO TUMBLR TO REBLOG PHOTOS OF A BAND WHO WILL NEVER KNOW SHE EXISTS AND CRIES ABOUT IT
because damn, we had to prove it